1. Use your concerts as a forum to be critical of foreign policy and alienate 90% of your conservative fan base and corporate controlled country-western radio support.
2. Record an album that none of the alienated fan base buys or the aforementioned corporate conservative country-western stations plays.
3. Have your lead singer dye her hair and wear a slimming dress for the performance of your "protest" song on the grammys
4. Come up on stage and accept your tokens of the hypocritical music industry's feel good pat itself on the back 'cause we all hate war let's live in peace kum bayah moment.
Congratulations Dixie Chicks, come on up here and take your place next Milli Vanilli and Jethro Tull in the Grammy Hall of Cluelessness!
